this morning’s dream
Wednesday, March 14th, 2007Hitler had a daughter. This daughter married Eichmann, and together they had a son named Scarf. Scarf Eichmann changed his name to Wellesbury, and invented Wellesbury cereal (which looks just like oatmeal, though I think it might have a slight raspberry flavoring). The cereal apparently made him rich, though Scarf was (needless to say) a bit of an eccentric - towards the end of his life, he tried to develop sausage-cream cookies. These cookies were made with sausage, butter, heavy cream and vanilla beans. They look sort of like molasses cookies, but with big hunks of what appear to be chicken sticking out of them.
Man, I must have run out of things to dream about.
