I'd say your column, you sweet thing.

This simple sentence generator tests a theory about the English language -- namely, that any sentence in the structure (I'd [verb] your [noun], baby) sounds dirty.

Note: emphasis always falls on "your," as in, "I'd tackle your bottom, baby."

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If you'd prefer, you can also try the nonsensical simple sentence generator.

You might also find some small linguistic delight in the William Carlos Williams machine.

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